Here are some of the best submissions we've received so far. Thank you for your submissions, and keep 'em coming!
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Academic Alibis (reproduced verbatim):
Hi, i won't be in today. I ran out of my beta-blocker medication, there is a pain in every inch of my body. I'll probally be away one day next week (because i need a appointment) which leaves me in an uncomfortable position considering what we're doing next week.
-Submitted by LP (for KC)
I'm sorry I missed your class yesterday but I was so constipated I couldn't walk.
-Anon.
Reasons for being late:
1. Bus stopped at every stop downtown because weather was bad.
2. Got off at the wrong LRT station
3. Alarm
4. I was walking slow because of my knee Stupid bus just left me
-Submitted by LP
So, friday I broke up with the guy I was dating. It appeared to be a good breakup but Sunday night on Facebook, he made a rude status saying I was a whore and all I wanted was sex from him. So I messaged him about it and we got in a huge arguement. I confronted him about what he was saying face-to-face at school on Monday. The argeument got pretty heated and we were yelling at each other. I admit I acted immature and threw a deck of cards at him. The whole "52 pickup" thing. This is when the girls he was with got mad. I had to go to work and so I left and the girls tried following me on the LRT. I started getting the texts on the LRT and they continued throughout my whole 8 hr work shift. I was jst too wound up and stressed to come to school. Finally my friends called and assured I was safe. So I came back. WHAT A PHENOMENAL START TO DECEMBER.
-Submitted by LP
I have a fungus infection on my foot and I need to apply cream every half hour. So I won't be at school today.
-Anon.
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