Tuesday, 15 January 2013

Exam time is upon us, and still the excuses pour in!

Here are some of the best submissions we've received over the past few weeks. 

Thank you for submitting, and keep 'em coming!  Click here to submit an excuse that you've heard or received and check back later to see if it 'made the grade!'


Academic Alibis (reproduced verbatim):


sorry i havent shown up for class today but i am really sicktoday! I been puking, coughing and stuff like that. right now i am preparing to go to the doctor, so about that. I will look at [online learning site] and do my missing task that need to be done!
-Submitted by TB


I was arrested for jaywalking so I didn't come to class.
-Submitted by KB


yesterday my parakeet flew out of its cage and I had to go all around the neighborhood trying to find it
-Submitted by Anon


I will not be in class today as I had a long night at work. I have booked off the rest this week off to take some stress off. I will be more efficient with my time.
-Submitted by LP


Miss _________! Is there any way I could write the repro. test Thursday second block? I got ho-ho's today and I think it gave me food poisoning or something 'cause I've been throwing up for a couple hours now. Unless I feel exponentially better come morning, I won't be making it to class. I promise I studied though! I have the written notes in my scribbler + highlighting to prove it. I'M NOT SKIPPING, SO DON'T BEAK ME FOR IT. Hope you sleep well while I'm being a disgusting mess! Goodnight!
-Submitted by KC

 
 Click here to submit an excuse of your own!  Thanks again!
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Wednesday, 2 January 2013

New year, new excuses!!

Hope you had a Merry Christmas and a happy new year!  While we were celebrating, the excuses kept pouring in.  Here are some of the best submissions we've received over the past few weeks. 
Thank you for submitting, and keep 'em coming!  Click here to submit an excuse that you've heard or received and check back later to see if it 'made the grade!'


Academic Alibis (reproduced verbatim):
 
Hey I will not be coming to school tomorrow because my parents wants the whole family to stay in tomorrow because of the whole phenomenon of 2012.  [the Mayan Dec 21 calendar re-set]
-Submitted by CK

My boyfriend has too much testosterone, didn't get enough sleep and was emotionally unfit to write an exam.  I'm sorry.
-Submitted by RW


A student handed in a plagarized essay.  She sent this to me by email: The essay that you have with you is the wrong one..I gave that to u by accident.. my original essay is with me.  I will give that to u first thing in the morning tomorrow...and the essay is hand written..if u want me to type it and print it out, I'll do that..sorry about the misunderstanding.  Thank you.  I can't come tomorrow because I have to go to court to fight my driving ticket.  Please excuse me from class.
-Submitted by LP

Good morning Mr. ____, I just want to inform you that im not gonna be able to attend your class today because I have Dysmenorrhea.
-Submitted by KW

I hate to do this but I can't make it today, I ran out of my daily contact lenses and I don't have a pair of glasses when my prescription is -5.5, I hope you'll give me the chance to finish the second part of my test monday.
-Submitted by LP

One of my students missed her unit exam because she fell asleep with her earbud style headphones on.  When she woke up, the foam padding was stuck in her ear.  She asked her mom to help get it out, and her mom pushed it all the way into her ear canal.  When she showed up today, she said the foam piece was still in there.  I didn't ask to look.
-Submitted by KW

 
 Click here to submit an excuse of your own!  Thanks again!
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